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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”

(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)

Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”

Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”

(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)

Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

1 hour ago | 20,798 notes (originally from gemini-dragon)
#I want a kid like this.



divano-blessia:

notthekindwithhalos:

sexually-aggressive-cas:

centaurgurl08:

consultant-time-lord:

Buzz is Cas.

^This

Well that fits what with Dean’s Cowboy obsession

Can you imagine if Cas got switched to Spanish setting?

Can you imagine if Cas got switched to Spanish setting?

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14 hours ago | 81,451 notes (originally from fuckyeahmovieclub)
#spanish tho



cracktastic:

imawhat:

wordplaying:

kissedmequiteinsane:

thethirdfloorcorridor:

Somebody call Darren Criss. Tom Hiddleston is a fan of Freelance Whales.

POHMGHYDIO

Moments like this are why we are on tumblr. 

omg have they seen this??

ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaa

cracktastic:

imawhat:

wordplaying:

kissedmequiteinsane:

thethirdfloorcorridor:

Somebody call Darren Criss. Tom Hiddleston is a fan of Freelance Whales.

POHMGHYDIO

Moments like this are why we are on tumblr. 

omg have they seen this??

ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaa

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15 hours ago | 3,823 notes (originally from thethirdfloorcorridor)
#Loki'd


I need a beta. Someone reliable. I’m a pretty good writer on my own, but I would like someone else to check and make sure I didn’t miss anything.


[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

scriptures:

al3x-mau5:

Me when I see someone talking to the guy I like 

the caption
made
me
die 

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1 day ago | 16,919 notes (originally from calltherapist)
#Jeff


[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

[ eye of the tiger ]

conksucker:

clockworksexual:

wugs:

thisriotsucks:

Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger

Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought you were exaggerating holy shit

can i get this in mp3 form

Right click here and save

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1 day ago | 56,362 notes (originally from thisriotsucks)
#ohmygod

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1 day ago | 68 notes (originally from motoishmz)
#Jeff

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despicio:

sandwichartist:

kitsune-desu:

I will never not reblog this. 

I’m not sure what this is but I need it on my blog

its like 4 little shimas dancing around my screen

karen u racist white bitch 

(Source: kochira)

1 day ago | 35,565 notes (originally from kochira)
#ohmygosh dead


1 day ago | 46,629 notes (originally from aplacethatdoesntknowmyname)
#sleep issues


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sherlocksmyth:

seamussherlock:

thesherlockedwriterof221b:

t334:

hemostcertainlywillnot:

timelordy-teganbreann:

petrichorandrose:

hannah-ler:

modmad:

yunisverse:

jellybabiestomanual:

skystrider13:

notevenwinded:

whenimdowney:

JESUS

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

WOAH I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT HOLY SHIT.

GET BACK ONTO MY BLOG

IT’S BAAAAAAAAACK.

Sweet Jesus.

(Source: hootingblues, via doctorglee)

1 day ago | 42,591 notes (originally from hootingblues)
#music

Anonymous:

"I just went through the entirety of your blog. All 577 pages. You're welcome."

I’m not sure if I should congratulate you and give you a cookie or be very, very worried. Especially since I’ve had my blog since July 2009.

1 day ago | 1 note
#Anonymous