#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
#SCIENCE BRO FEELS
#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
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To just sleep in a car like this, with your best friend or boyfriend and not worry because its just you two and tomorrow you’re just going to climb out of bed and into the front of the car where you’ll drive off. Another day on your road trip together, living, laughing, loving.
But then you hear a noise outside. Your friend goes to investigate and never comes back. You wait, and then decide to go looking for them. You grab a torch and climb out and scan the trees with the light.
You hear a dripping noise behind you.
You turn around and see water dripping onto the car, but it’s not raining. You shine the torch onto the water, and realise it’s red. It’s blood. You look up, and there’s your friend, hanging from the tree above, stomach ripped open and hand reaching down, dripping blood.
You go to scream but then something hits you from behind.
You were in the first five minutes of Supernatural.
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when you spell restaurant right on the first try
LOOK AT HOW MANY NOTES THERE ARE I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
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olgg:
If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely.
Imagine all the fangirls’ faces.
just calm down a second there, satan
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everyone needs this on their blog. everyone.
#arrives 15 minutes late to the apocalypse with starbucks #and he isnt happy
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You’ll see soon enough.
Guys what are you doing this was only supposed to get five notes
No matter, you will all still get the ask *Sigh*
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brucewaynesharemofdamagedboys:
Over forty years later:
WOAH!
((I will never not reblog this.))
HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT.
Are you fuCKING KIDDING ME
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My sorority sister entered a contest to meet One Direction. I know it’s every girls dream but she works really hard for us and I think she deserves it.Plus she might kidnap Niall for me.I mean JUST CLICK THAT. Thanks!
fun prank: get a job working at a bakery and powder the doughnuts with cocaine instead of powdered sugar
fun prank more like how to ruin somebodies life
i said it was fun not ethical
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shakespeareintellectualbadass:
examples that prove being a fangirl works
- Ginny Weasley
- Kate Middleton
- Peeta Mellark
- Evanna Lynch
- Amy Pond
you forgot David Tennant
David Tennant is probably the best example of how being a crazed fan can make your dreams come true. He grew up watching Doctor Who, was cast as the tenth Doctor after be broke into the set wearing his homemade Nine costume, married the daughter of a Doctor, and is forever known as the Tenth Doctor.
REACH FOR YOUR DREAMS
saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:
Robert Downey Jr. and Susan Downey on Oprah - how they started going out and got engaged (x)
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