First and Last words.
I’m not crying, there’s something in both my eyes.
THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS ARE SAID BY ALBUS
I TAKE BACK ANY CRITICISM OF HIS NAME
I open at the close
Cate Blanchett wins the Oscars on more than one level
When will this madness stop
When Leo wins an Oscar.
Reblogging for old times’ sake because I have a feeling these jokes end soon
nope. these jokes are still relevant im afraid.
Imagine Brad Pitt helping serve the food at your pizza party.
Jen Lawrence has Nick Hoult on one side and Bradley Cooper on the other y’all draggin her for tripping but y’all are the ones whining at home while she’s at the Oscars drownin in dick so who’s the real winner here
i understand being excited for lupita but like. stop turning your love for lupita into hate for jennifer lawrence. youre just pitting women against each other and just doing what men want instead let’s all join together to shit on the fact that the academy is almost entirely white dudes
What makes it even worse that Santana’s inner voice sounds a lot like Rachel’s mom.
this dude got premade cards for this bitch
Favorite story ever
Well I didn’t see that coming and she probably didn’t either